A lesson in pronunciation...

ok so this struck me as HILARIOUS for some reason...maybe i'm just giddy because it's Friday, but just hear me out. Everyone around here pronounces "on" as "own". I was reading my earlier post about "rollin' on the river"...and I just want all of you to know that you need to pronounce it "rollin' OWN the river" to get the whole effect...Is that not insanely redneck or what?