I Heart Vacation!

Well hello all! I'm finally sitting down to blog about our recent vacation. Brad & I NEVER leave Florida. We go to the beach, Nascar races, the river, & Gator Football games, but we are always a hop, skip, & a jump away from Live Oak. This year, over Valentine's Day weekend, we decided to go to the mountains. We rented a cabin in Maggie Valley, North Carolina & embarked on our adventure as soon as we got off work. We drove to Madison, GA and stayed the night there. The next morning, after a healthy breakfast from McDonald's, we headed to our destination. We arrived in Maggie Valley around 1:00, but check-in wasn't until 2:00 so we decided to get some lunch. Brad immediately discovered a little sports bar & grill so of course that's where we went. Leave it to a man to scope out the only restaraunt in a 60 mile radius that has 200 hundred TV's, and not one of them is on E!....BOO! So after that display of rediculous-ness (don't think that's a word) we headed to our cute little cabin.

How incredibly quaint is this???

So we get in our cabin & I run through and check everything out while Brad is carrying luggage. It's perfect! Absolutely perfect! We get all settled in and decide to look through our travel book to find some good things to do. Suddenly there's a knock at the door. Now let me just say that we were told to expect the Chimney guy. He was supposed to come clean the everything so we could build a fire. Upon hearing a knock Brad yells "Come in". A skinnier, trucker hat wearing version of this guy steps into our cabin. Sunglasses included. This was NOT Chimney guy!

So as i'm thinking.."why did Brad just tell this guy to come on in???"..I'm also divising a plan as to how i'm gonna leap across the living room and grab my purse before long-haired hillbilly grabs it & takes off. So Hillbilly proceeds to tell us his many random thoughts (in an accent that can barely be deciphered...oh, and when people from Live Oak can't decipher an accent...trust me it's bad!) He tells us that he's friends with the owner of the cabin, and if we need fire wood just find his house....he's "got a rebel flag in the yard"...yes, really...and then Hillbilly offers to go get us McDonald's!! We were stunned into silence. I mean, I was so considering one of those perfect little cheeseburgers with the onions...omg sheer delight!, but then I remembered that if I ordered something then Hillbilly would be stopping back by to deliver it....ummm NO! So we decline his offer & he's on his way. Now here's the part where I start coming up with all these stories about him coming back to steal all of our stuff and kill us. I know it sound rediculous, but everything about the run-in was just strange.....way too strange for me. Brad was a little more sensible about things, and brought to my attention that he didn't think a mountain man serial killer would have offered us McDonald's. A hungry one might have! He was on his way to get food anyhow! GOSH! After I finally calmed down a bit we went out for dinner, watched some TV & crashed.

Saturday morning was the 14th..Valentine's Day of course! We had breakfast at Waffle House. It was pretty yummy. I had Strawberry Waffles...I wanted some color in there in honor of V-day. After breakfast we headed over the mountain & through the woods :) to Gatlinburg. The drive was beautiful. It was kinda misting rain & there was a little fog. I don't mind a bit when it's like that. It's like everything is asleep and quiet for the winter just waiting to burst with life in the spring. We went through Cherokee, and apparently the Indian that stands by the Teepee for pictures melts when it rains because he was nowhere to be found! I was so ready to get my picture with the chief!...didn't happen...Gatlinburg WAS INSANE! There were people everywhere, and I was kinda bummed because I had a few VERY specific things I wanted to do...like panning for gold...and get old timey pictures done...and the sky lift...but none of that happened because who wants to look for parking in madness like that? I think Brad was secretly happy. I don't think he wanted to dress up for pictures ;) We left Gatlinburg almost immediately upon arriving and went to Cades Cove. Very cool place...I'd been before, but it was Brad's first time. He's into that pioneer, no electricity, outhouse kinda stuff, so he enjoyed that as well. When we got back to Maggie Valley we went to J. Arthur's for Valentine dinner. I had been anticipating this dinner experience since we left Live Oak. IT WAS SOO GOOD. Brad & I both feasted on bread, salad, stuffed shrimp, & crab cakes...mm mmm mmm! The night only got better when the waitress told us that our Valentine meal had been paid for. Thanks momma & daddy!! Love you guys :)

Sunday was the laziest day i've ever had! We woke up, ate, went home, napped, watched TV, napped, went to dinner, came home, WATCHED IT SNOW!!...yes snow!! (I was assured there would be no snow on our vacation! nanny nanny boo boo! I know that was so obnoxious, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do!) Then we went to bed :) It was fabulous! Really!...I mean, Hillbilly did come back by & we learned his name was "Smoky" (appropriate right? I mean we were in the Smoky Mountains..eye roll), but he mainly stood outside and talked Brad's head off so I was good with that. Brad?? Not so much - ha ha :)

Monday was AMAZING! We had plans to go to Biltmore. I had been there before when I was young, but the only good thing about adulthood, so far, is that you appreciate things SO much more. One of my BFF's Jennifer J. LOVES this place. I was always like "yeah yeah been there..whatever". So I had decided on this trip I would go back as a YOUNG adult, and see what all the fuss was about. I am ecstatic that I made that decision! The place is truly amazing! We got the little recorder things that take you on a tour through the house. They explain every little detail, and it's truly a great experience when you understand, in full, the history & reasoning behind all Biltmore holds. I am now a part of the Biltmore fanclub. Thanks for the inspiration BFF! After Biltmore we went to Cataloochee Valley to watch the Elk come in and feed. We didn't see as many as we expected. See, we were a little late for feeding time. Who knew it was like 25 miles into that place on a four wheeler trail...no seriously...and we were driving a trailblazer...it was a little risky! Need I say more?

Tuesday we were sadly homeward bound. It was a good trip and we had a blast! We didn't even get to fight about directions....I'm pretty good with a map thanks to my daddy ;) I was the official "Which-a-wayer" a time or two on our family roadtrips. So we're home and i'm ready for our next vacation ;)